I have no friends or social life and want to fix that?

I can see what you mean. I'm not an out going person myself. If you don't want to use your internet to make friends, at least use it to search for some groups you can join in. For example, free tai-chi lessons every weekend in a certain park. Or maybe access your community site (if your local community has one, that is). Different communities normally offers activities for their homeowners every now and then. Try joining in this activities. You might come across someone who has the same interest or hobby as you have. It normally starts from there with small talks and voila! You found a friend! :D