Skeletal Cake Server?

How annoying. We are getting married on Halloween (it is our actual anniversary date) so we decided to opt for a zombie themed wedding, complete with little amusing touches such as getting married at the site where Friday the 13th part 6 was filmed. I want a cake server that stands out and blends with the theme. I want it to be creepy and have the appearance of an arm or a bone or anything creepy like a weapon to fight the hordes of zombies. A freaking ribbon and a charm just doesn't cut it for me. We already have a super awesome cake knife (Fred's Bloody Kitchen Knife) but now I need an equally awesome cake server. Sorry folk, the high heel shoe nor the Corpse Bride engraved servers aren't what I am looking for. Any advice?????